ABOUT ME

I'm a Lamb dressed as Mutton. I'm old before my time. There I said it. I'm twenty-one, but quite frankly should be at least forty. I wish I was born in the seventies and lived through the eighties. I wish I could go to bed at 10 o'clock and for it to be acceptable. I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow. This is a blog about my sad old life, baking, stories and much, much more*. *There really isn't that much more. Sorry.


Here's some things you really want to know about me* *you probably don't. Again, sorry:


1.  I'm 21 years old.  (this will change each year.  Apparently.)


2.  I'm a graduate.  I don't want to be a graduate.  The real world scares the poo out of me but there you go.  I'm sure it does for a lot of people.


3. I want to be writer when I grow up.


4.  Poo and farts will always be funny.  Fact.


5. Music scares me.  I like 80s music (and films come to think of it). I like the cheese genre.  I hate modern music again because it scares.


6.  I've started mouthing words.  I know I'm sorry.


Things I don't like that I probably should like:


1. Clubbing - well really I just don't understand it.

2. Baths

3. X Factor

4. Shopping. See here for why: http://lambdressedasmutton.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/shopping-horrible-game-played-by-women.html



Things I do like but probably shouldn't:


1. Flog it!

2. Escape to the country

3. Going to bed early.

4. Being on my own


So there you go.  I will add more to this when I think of it.



A lamb dressed as a mutton AKA Katie :)