Friday, 4 October 2013

Eyebrows

I have just been to the toilet (too much information?!) and I looked in the mirror and was shocked.  There is a lot to be shocked about when you have my face, but my shockedness was from my eyebrows.  I have some 3 main beefs/steaks with the eyebrow.



1.  Why do they grow so fast.  It's not acceptable.  I don't have the time or inclination to continually pluck them but I don't have a choice if I want to look vaguely acceptable.  It is an unacceptable hair-growth-level-time.

2.  Why are they there?  Why do we have two (and in some people's cases one) slug shaped hairiness on our faces.  WHY? I'm not sure I want them there but I also don't think I don't want them there (I'm confused to?) basically...

3. ...Why would you shave your eyebrows off.  I understand that they are annoying and as pointed in number 1, they grow too fast but you are not shaving them off to be unique and saying "Eyebrows,  there is no point to you.  Get off my face and stay off." No, you are taking them off to draw on fake eyebrows.  Why?  Surely a) you know they look ridiculous and b) they are going to grow back so you are just replacing the daily pluck with the daily shave.  Why?

Am I being irrationally cruel toward the eyebrow?

Let me know what you think.

Katie :)

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